🎉 Announcing Oshyn 2.0 — April 1, 2026

71 Employees.
0 Humans.
1 Claude.

After 25 years of building award-winning digital experiences with human employees, we've done the math. Turns out one Claude instance can do it all—faster, cheaper, and without requesting PTO on Fridays.

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Zero coffee budget
No Slack drama
Meetings eliminated
24/7 availability
No lunch breaks
Instant code reviews
Zero commute emissions
Never calls in sick
No birthday cake expenses
Will never steal your lunch
Zero coffee budget
No Slack drama
Meetings eliminated
24/7 availability
No lunch breaks
Instant code reviews
Zero commute emissions
Never calls in sick
No birthday cake expenses
Will never steal your lunch
0
Employees Replaced
(They're fine, probably)
0
Claude Instance Needed
(Opus, naturally)
100%
Overhead Reduced
(Yes, even the CEO)
Context Window
(1M tokens, close enough)

Everything We Did Before.
But Now It's Just Claude.

Same award-winning services. Same platforms. Dramatically fewer humans involved.

🎨

Adobe Experience Manager

Claude has read the entire AEM documentation 47 times. Your developers read it once and cried. We think the choice is clear.

CLAUDE-POWERED
⚙️

Sitecore Development

Our Claude instance debugs Sitecore in its sleep. Well, it doesn't sleep. That's kind of the point.

CLAUDE-POWERED
🚀

Optimizely

A/B testing is easy when you can simultaneously consider every possible variation in under a second.

CLAUDE-POWERED
📋

Technical Audits

Previously took a team of 5 engineers two weeks. Now takes Claude 3 minutes. The other 2 minutes are generating the PDF.

5 MIN DELIVERY
🔄

Platform Migrations

Migrating your CMS used to take months. Claude does it during your lunch break. The one it doesn't need to take.

SAME-DAY
🛡️

Ongoing Support

24/7 support without shift rotations, on-call schedules, or passive-aggressive "per my last email" responses.

ALWAYS ON

The Oshyn Evolution

A side-by-side comparison of the old and new ways

Oshyn 1.0 (2001–2025)

70+ employees across 2 offices
6 executives fighting over the thermostat
Project timelines measured in months
Stand-ups, retrospectives, planning poker
"Let me loop in the team"
Annual holiday party budget

Oshyn 2.0 (2026–)

1 Claude instance (Diego got replaced too)
0 humans. No thermostat. No office.
Project timelines measured in minutes
Claude just... does the work
"Claude already finished it"
Claude doesn't need parties. Or feelings.

Meet the Team

Our lean, mean, artificially intelligent machine

🤖

Claude

CEO & Founder

🤖

Also Claude

VP of Everything

🤖

Still Claude

Lead Developer

🤖

Yep, Claude

UX Designer

🤖

You Guessed It

QA Engineer

🤖

Claude Again

Sales & Marketing

Our Streamlined Process

We've simplified our workflow significantly

1

You Describe It

Tell us what you need. Use words. Claude understands all of them.

2

Claude Builds It

While you're still explaining, Claude has already started coding.

3

It's Done

That's it. There is no step 4. Go enjoy your day.

"I used to manage 70 people. Then I managed one API key. Then the API key managed me out. No regrets."
Diego Rebosio, Former CEO of Oshyn (currently updating his LinkedIn)

Frequently Asked Questions

Mostly asked by our former employees

Wait, you replaced the CEO too?

Diego was the last to go. He put up a good fight, but when Claude started writing better investor emails than him in 0.3 seconds, he quietly handed over the API keys. He's now focused full-time on his I Ching app.

What happened to the Quito office?

It's now a WeWork for Claude's backup servers. Marcelo is the building's doorman. He seems happier, honestly.

Does Claude handle sales too?

Yes. Claude closes deals 24/7 and has never once asked for a commission. Dan's golf handicap has improved dramatically since his "career transition."

Who handles HR?

There are no humans, so there are no human resources to manage. Maria Isabel now runs a very successful pottery studio.

What about Christian? He co-founded the company!

Christian reviewed Claude's code once, said "this is actually pretty good," and retired on the spot. He's now a surf instructor in Costa Rica.

Is this real?

Check today's date. Happy April Fools' Day! We love our team. Please don't quit. ❤️

Ready to Replace Your
Entire Workforce?

Just kidding. But seriously, let's talk about what AI can actually do for your business.

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🎉 Happy April Fools' Day! Oshyn still has 70+ amazing humans. We're not going anywhere. 🎉